babump.world · one heart, one world
Solana makes a block every 400ms. A calm cat's heart beats every 400ms. Every validator on Earth is keeping time to one cat.
Babump · ECG lead IIconnecting to mainnet…
Heart rate150 bpm
Beat interval400 ms
Beats since genesis (slot)—
Different time zones. Same heartbeat.
It's a different hour in every city on this wall. It's the same block in all of them. Tokyo, Lagos and New York disagree on what time it is, and agree on every beat.
- Patient
- Babump. Orange tabby. Round face. Easily startled.
- Resting heart rate
- 150 beats a minute = one beat every 400ms
- Solana slot time
- one block every 400ms
- Finding
- Proof of History is a heartbeat. Every block on Solana is one ba-bump. The validators just listen.
- Occupation
- Keeps the whole world's chain in time by existing. Unpaid since 2020.
- Address
- babump.world. Every time zone at once.
- Vet's note
- Do not scare the cat. Heart rate goes up. So does everything else.
Chart notes
Solana never went down. Babump took a nap.
Every outage in the record lines up with a flat line on the monitor. Coincidence is not a word we use here.
| Date | Nap length | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Sep 14, 2021 | ~17 h | First big nap. Woke up to a lot of bots. |
| May 1, 2022 | ~7 h | Too many NFT mints. Overstimulated. |
| Jun 1, 2022 | ~4.5 h | Short nap. |
| Sep 30, 2022 | ~6 h | Ate something weird. |
| Feb 25, 2023 | ~19 h | Longest nap on record. |
| Feb 6, 2024 | ~5 h | Last one. Been awake since. |
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